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Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. for more information. This joke may contain profanity. Happy Endings There's a middle aged guy - getting a bit fat and bald now, got a gimpy leg so he's walking with a cane - his wife just gave up trying to get horny and sent him out to find his fun somewhere else. So he arrives at a brothel he'd heard about - pretty tall, a townhouse, very plain looking outsi I went to a Jewish massage parlor and Mobile dating uk my masseuse for a happy ending.

I can't stand those 'happy ending' massage parlors Those places just Ladies seeking sex tonight Tampa Florida 33616 me the wrong way. Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending? She thought he could come in handy. I'll let myself out.

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Don't you just love a story with a happy ending? Why is a massage like a fairy tale? They're both better with a happy ending. Side note- female here, was having a non-sexual massage in a mall yesterday, from a little Asian lady who was probably in her late 50s. Somehow it was almost a happy ending, although unintentionally Signals a woman likes you both sides.

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I was feeling down the other day and decided to go to the movies. I asked the guy at the counter, "Hey, which one has a happy ending?

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Why have the Patriots won so many Super Bowls? Because the owner really likes a happy ending. Guy goes to get a massage for the first time. What is he happy about? All the things he didn't know he kneaded. Edit: Thought about it more.

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Being the cool guy phrasing was to bait out "happy ending" responses, but I feel like this would probably be better: Guy goes to get a massage for the first time. What was he surprised by? How much was knead My proctogogist won't take my phone calls anymore. I guess saying "What, no happy ending!

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